What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But this is not

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Bible.. Hm.?

Your going to be alright just relax

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like religions.

You shall not bear false witness.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Lose lips shimk ships.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Maybe leave out

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Deuteronomy 17

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?